easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

(via waaaafffles)

"I’ll marry someone who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which."
klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!
rileyshootspeople:

Brand New | Riot Fest | September 6, 2014
nevver:

In theory.